If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man.Mark Twain (via saint-of-circumstance)
Nothing will fuck up your twenties more than thinking you’re supposed to have your shit together.
friendly reminder that thin-shaming is just as hurtful as fat-shaming
and statements like “real men like curves, only dogs go for bones” are still fucking offensive.
back to your regularly scheduled dashboard.
Parents who bring their kids in and let them run rampage.
I had two little kids yesterday running around the store and screaming loudly while knocking shit down. Then one slipped and fell and started crying.
Guess who gets the blame in that situation.
Store employees are not fucking free babysitters. Keep your spawn under control.